TL;DR: European funds for startups come in four forms: grants you apply for directly (EIC Accelerator, Women TechEU, cascade funding open calls), equity the EU invests through its own funds (the EIC Fund and the new Scaleup Europe Fund), loans and guarantees that reach you through your bank or a venture fund (InvestEU and the European Investment Fund), and free services (European Digital Innovation Hubs, the SME Fund). Most founders only look at the first door and miss the other three. Below: the four doors compared, a stage-by-stage funding stack, a scored worksheet, a copyable email to your bank and a worked founder example.